Am i literally the only person who isn’t getting a hard on for this whole having your name on a bottle of coke? what do you think are you? famous because you have your name on it? and people buying one with a foreign name and being like hehehhehe i am hilarious x no you’re not x you’re shit and not funny x
>>Tomorrow oh my god, i have to wake up early to walk bonnie, then go food shopping and buy a ridic amount of diner food, alcohol and ice cream, then go and buy bleach and fake eye lashes, bake 48 cupcakes, decorate 48 cupcakes, bleach my hair, dye my hair, set all the kitchen up for friday, build a fucking gazebo and try and fit a cigarette in there at some point
i am going to DIE
>>So, you know Jay from Jay and Silent Bob, so like, when he was younger he was my actual dream man, he was PERFECT. and i just saw a picture of how he looks now
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